Tuesday, 24 May 2011

OH, LOOK, "IT'S HAD A NIGHTMARE"

Right, so, um, yeah. It's been brought to my attention that I should 'resurrect' this blog - purely as a platform for the verbal dogshit that was promised at the outset.

I'm not particularly sure why it was 'abandoned' in the first place, save for the fact that I already have 'a facebooks' and this accounts for the majority of my online rantings. However, facebook has been troubling me recently as a few people have decided to do 'backchat' and 'dumb insolence'. The fucking nerve of it. Plus, it's almost unsettling when ones opinions on a group of people are reinforced by the behaviour of said group. No one likes to be right (all the time). I started thinking I might be god, so I decided it was time to take a step back. I don't even know where god lives.

So, I'm taking the line of least resistance (not to mention the popular one) and getting back on here with a view to ranting ON and ON and ON about the minutia of various completely mundane things and/or occurences. I might occasionally 'review' things in a completely cack handed and insufferable manner, too, either enthusing laboriously (and painfully) about things I like or rubbishing things to the nth (pointless) degree if I'm 'not a fan'. I might try and implement a 'like' function on this blog, for the sole purpose of tricking people into liking things I think are shit so I can be like 'ner ner ya fuckin spastic you thought!' and re-kindle a little of 'that facebook flair' for which I am so infamous and, if I may be allowed to be big-headed about things, universally despised.

I don't think I'm going to bother with 'typo' correction, either. There's no point. Pete Steele is dead, eh. He was hardly a positive individual, either, so double checking my grammar was always going to meet with a negative outcome when I ran it by him. I'm kind of glad, to be honest, all that 'black number one' business was a bit too 'inverse racist' for my liking, despite their lyrics blatantly attesting to the fact that the song was actually about hair dye.

One web-horror that was featured earlier on in this blog was removed from teh inertweaves for taste reasons but is now back, fouler than ever and with a built in dungeon... I'm happy to report the return of the BADREMIX group to youtube, you can find their stuff here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/BADREMIX1OO < IT'S UTTER SHIT, ENJOY !

And here is the entrance to THE DUNGEON (well worth adventuring within)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1o3cJBJR8Q

Aside from that, those of you who are (un)lucky enough to use facebook can check out a bomb I planted last year which has just blown up in the last 24 hours. The debris is still falling, and there's little stickers attached to all the chunks saying "LOLZ" on one side and "FUCK OFF" on the other. If this sounds like your cup of tea and/or you wish to read the deeply confused and self righteous/violent shite spoken by advocates of the 'free party scene' then check here:
https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10150119298525533

If you notice in the comments, there's at least 10 instances where I tell them "in queens english" (lol) that the page IS a windup and they ARE being trolled. I've even got a fucking picture of the billy goats gruff in there. I dunno. Some people. "this country"

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